+rep verry friendly and calm guy and badass Youtuber :D

LOVE YOUR INVENTORY SO SIMPLE BUT AWSOME

Hello fellow employee of HandieJobs.com , many people have been reporting you for violating our very simple and basic rules, people have been saying there is random flood of white liquid which "might" be mayonnaise. During the middle of the night we had a very undercover investigation into your office and found 69,420 Gigabytes worth of sausage stroking on your "I'm making my very own collection of semen now get away for this top secret personal file" file. This is violating our system and needs to be taken care of, we have already gotten rid of your semen (not mayonnaise) collection as a punishment for this violation. Sausage stroking is not allowed as we only look at HandieJobs.com for jobs for the perfect hands on person. By the way, you have a nice fragrance in your office, but when we took all the semen away, there was no longer a fragrance, coincidental? Probably.

If you do not follow our rules you will be moved with "Vilhelm Edvardsson". You don't want that happening.

+rep nice guy and excellent funeral director

R.I.P - Bladecutter12

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